Save the Intern |

What the hell? Why is eveyrone a professional all of a sudden? Everyone is getting business cards and fancy resume paper. Did I not get the memo? Clearly, I was left off the email list that is telling the graduating class of 2008 that they need to get all this crap.

Literally, all of my friends have been showing me all their new files, databases of contacts, interview stuff and cards for a week now. I don’t get it. I don’t think I’ll need this stuff at the internship; but maybe I will.

Honestly, I’m too young to enter the real world. Nerves are definitely setting in. Moving to the other side of the country is freaking me out almost as much as the news that I’m going to have to start figuring out taxes and insurance. And what the hell is home equity? Do I need that?

Wanted: A time machine. If you’re out there. And you have this. Please send me back to freshman year. I’m not looking forward to the future…