Save the Intern |

Okay so it’s pretty obvious that I’m new to this whole Vista thing (I miss and used to LOVE XP). I’m trying to get this project done and I’m spending more time looking through folders trying to find files that I saved than I am doing the actual work. Is it really necessary to have a “Downloads”, “Documents”, “Pictures”, and all of these other folders? Why not just a “My Documents” like previous Windows versions?? Stupid lack of Windows orginizational skills, I feel like I’m trying to arrange my dorm room.

You would think it would just be easy for me to tell my boss that this PC is a hunk of crap and I would like to downgrade to XP, but then he’ll probably find out that I’ve been looking at pictures of that hot pole vaulter from Cal every fifteen minutes and fire me. Allison Stokke.

In other news, I better not get too hungover for the Gnarls Barkley, Youssou N’Dour, and Deerhoof at Hollywood Bowl on Sunday. Who remembers this Cee-Lo video before he and Danger Mouse? He’s on some other ish.

I’m sitting at work and I have had to reboot my computer three times already. It’s bad enough I came in hungover, now I have to keep dealing with this stupid POS OS. I brought my iPod in the other day and plugged it into my work computer, not only did it takes 10 minutes to get the driver info, but now it looks for the drivers every time I plug it in.

Anyways, I decided to look for other people who are having problems with Vista, and found this really funny video. It made my Friday so I thought I’d share it. It’s Hitler raising hell about the flaws with Vista and how he couldn’t install his printer drivers and the new version of Office, hilarious.

There are a whole slew of artists out there making fancy sculptured art with Legos. Take, for instance, this guy. Well, I’ve got some “one uppery” that is sure to get me out of this sphincter shack of a job I have now and into the ranks of great Lego artists.

The thought is one big Lego made out of a bunch of normal sized Legos. And then, I’d get a bunch of friends together, and make hundreds of these “Lego Legos” and build cities. Here’s dreamin’…

Sure this person is peeing on the Microsoft sign. But perhaps more mind-blowing is what is the sex of this person? Jury is still out…

Maxi Mounds’s 36MM bust was accepted by Guinness World Records in a new World’s Largest Augmented Breasts category, after years of lobbying by the entertainer. Each New York KnickerKnocker weighs 20 lbs. God Bless America.

Street View… so good.

They usually say that no publicity is bad publicity… so what’s the problem, George?

“You’d think he’d have fourteen fingers”, said Woman #12 of the famed 15.

I’m sure you all watched Steve Jobs at WWDC today. Snow Leopard? Some name of a new OS! Microsoft spokespeople say that they don’t care what Apple does… but rumor has it, they will be releasing Blizzard Ferret in the fall of 2009.

A song for the ladies by Jon La Joie