Save the Intern |

People have been giving Microsoft crap for years. It’s easy to pick on the big guy. But, you know what? We have a lot to thank Mr. Gates and his company for. We just don’t, because we assume this shit has been here forever. For example: The Two Button Mouse. Right-click for choices, Left-click for action. Sweet. And, do you enjoy the scroll wheel? Because I do! I try using Mac’s mouses and it’s the fucking worst! Perhaps, most important of all, we can thank Microsoft for the reason why tech has gone as far as it has: a computer on every desk. This idea was birthed from Microsoft and it is why I can sit here on my couch with my box of cheez-its and write this garbage. So, next time you go and bash things like Vista and that ridiculous paper clip in Word, remember all the good the Microsoft Corporation has done for you.