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Yesterday I awoke with a tough decision to make. Stay in bed or go to the 9:00 AM commencement practice.  My head was pounding from the previous night’s revelry…but how hard could it be? Just show up and walk in a straight line right? I sat up in bed, stood up, and then practiced my line-walking while making my blurry way to the bathroom. Oh my god…I think I ate around 6 slices of Domino’s last night. I feel like 28 Days Later. Let me down some water and I’ll go.