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Josh and I will be first in line to get these puppies when they hit the shelves in late July. The Nike McFly 2015’s will be renamed the Nike Hyperdunks. I know, fucking lame. Also, they won’t have the crazy auto-lace mechanism they had in the movie. But, they will feature some ultra light materials that will make the average short guy pretend he can dunk… but no, he still can’t. Damn.

Though I still plan to buy and own this piece of memorabilia, Nike is making it very difficult for me to want them. They don’t have an auto lace up feature and they took away the McFly name. To complete the tri-fecta of rectal chaos that will be these sneaks, what shady, unprofessional and selfish baller do they have as the spokesperson? Kobe Bryant.

Fuck you, Nike! I’m still getting them.