Save the Intern |

It’s the morning after getting home from college…It’s over. I’m done with college. I’ve thrown the cap, worn the robe, and smiled for over a thousand pictures in one weekend. Everyone said that I would feel the same after graduation and it wouldn’t hit me ’till later. So why do I feel like shit right now?

Is it because it took me a day to figure out how to connect to the internet at my parents and I have hours of unpacking to do? I think it’s more of I need to be a real person now and my excuses for not getting things done could get me fired or put in jail for tax evasion instead of a dock in my grades. (Sidenote: I’ve graduated…do I still need to check my grades? seems pointless.)

So I’m going to spend the next few days figuring out why I feel like shit. My parents said it might because I don’t have a job. So if someone would like to give me a job send me an email at bendavid18@gmail.com. Remember I’m awesome with technology, a genius, speak 12 languages, and my starting salary is a million dollars.